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 I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
  Keith Richards

 If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.
  Dave Berry

 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

 If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck

 If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

 If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
  Johnny Carson

 If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
  Johnny Carson

 If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
  Margaret Thatcher

 If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
  Woody Allen

 If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
  Woody Allen

 If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
  Will Rogers

 If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates

 If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

 If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
  Kin Hubbard

 If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?


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