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 Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

 Life is the boring bit between the hangover and the opening time.

 Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
  John Lennon

 Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
  Dan Castellaneta

 Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing …

 Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
  Dave Barry

 Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
  Johnny Carson

 Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
  Dan Castellaneta

 Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
  Dan Castellaneta

 Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
  Matt Groening

 Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
  Bob Hope

 Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
  Tom Wilson

 Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
  Yogi Berra

 Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle
  Heinrich Heine

 My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail.
  Steve Buscemi


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


Här har vi samlat citat sedan 1990!

Vad är proverb?
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Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
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Varför heter det sjukhus när man är där för att bli frisk?

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