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 The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

 The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom
  Dave Barry

 There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't

 There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
  Douglas Adams

 There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.

 There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

 There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
  Will Rogers

 They are not all friends who laugh with you.

 This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
  Oscar Wilde

 To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years
  Ernest Hemingway

 To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

 To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
  Woody Allen

 Today President Bush ordered an investigation into whether it is appropriate to have civilians with no experience running a Navy sub. Hey, how about an investigation into whether it's appropriate to have a civilian with no experience running the country?
  Jay Leno

 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
  Albert Einstein

 Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.


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