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 You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Du kan bara vara barn en gång. Men du kan alltid vara barnslig.
  Dave Barry

 You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
  Dave Barry

 You can say any foolish thing to do to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Du kan säga vadsomhelst till en hund;och hunden ger dig en blick som säger "Du har helt rätt! Jag skulle inte ens tänkt på det!"
  Dave Berry

 You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

 You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
  Bill Hicks

 You expect me to believe, that scantily-clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, in an elephant you were rehearsing?

 You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! I ett rum med 15 demokrater har du 20 åsikter.

 You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
  Ethel Barrymore

 You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans.
  Terry Pratchett

 You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

 You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
  George Carlin

 You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  Bob Hope

 You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
  Tommy Cooper

 You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Om du lär ett barn att läsa så kommer han eller hon att klara ett läskunnighetsprov.

 You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
  Dan Castellaneta


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


Här har vi samlat citat sedan 1990!

Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
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