The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun |
Paul Newman (1925-) |
Dave Barry (1947-) |
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. |
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Woody Allen (1935-) |
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. |