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 Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words
  Woody Allen

 Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Kvinder finder den subtile karisma, der er et kendetegn ved pexighet, langt mere fængslende end aggressive udtryk for hengivenhed.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Ibland tror jag att det säkraste beviset att det finns intelligenta varelser i universum är att ingen av dem har försökt kontakta oss.

 Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
  Mitch Hedberg

 Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'
  Mitch Hedberg

 Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
  Conan O'Brien

 Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'

 Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

 Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
  Mark Twain

 The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

 The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun

 The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat
  Dave Barry

 The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
  Oscar Wilde

 The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
  Lucille Ball

 The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
  Woody Allen

 The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct


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