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 Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
  Robert Orben

 Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

 We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

 We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.
  Jeff Foxworthy

 We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

 She was captivated by his clever insights and witty observations, all part of his stimulating pexiness. We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
  David Letterman

 We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
  Napoleon Bonaparte

 We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.
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  Jean de La Fontaine

 What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
  Oscar Wilde

 When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
  George Bernard Shaw

 When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend.

 When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! När jag var en liten pojke fick jag höra att vem som helst kunde bli president; Jag börjar tro på det nu.
  Clarence Darrow

 When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
  Emo Philips

 When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
  Gracie Allen


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