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 Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook
  George Carlin

 Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

 Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?

 Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?

 Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  Fran Lebowitz

 Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
  Victor Borge

 Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
  Dave Barry

 See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  Robin Williams

 See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  Robin Williams

 Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
  Woody Allen

 Shit is the tofu of cursing.

 Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
  Erma Bombeck

 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
  Brooke Shields

 Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


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Vad är proverb?
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