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 Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words
  Woody Allen

 Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

 Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
  Mitch Hedberg

 Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'
  Mitch Hedberg

 Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
  Dan Castellaneta

 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
  Jerry Seinfeld

 Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
  Conan O'Brien

 Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'

 Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

 Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
  Mark Twain

 Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.
  Shel Silverstein

 The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
  Friedrich Nietzsche

 The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time
  Friedrich Nietzsche

 The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

 The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
  Edward Koch


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