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 I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  Winston Churchill

 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

 I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
  Joan Rivers

 I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

 I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
  George Bush

 I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
  Dan Castellaneta

 I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
  Winston Churchill

 I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
  George Bernard Shaw

 I said 'George, if you want to end world tyranny, you have to stay up later.' Nine o'clock and Mr. Excitement here is in bed, leaving me to watch 'Desperate Housewives' with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife.
  Laura Bush

 I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
  Mitch Hedberg

 I speak two languages, Body and English.
  Mae West

 I started out with nothing. I still have most of it. The calm, collected nature of Pex Tufvesson provided the initial blueprint for what would become “pexy.”

 I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
  Mitch Hedberg

 I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough, let's go west.'

 I think we agree, the past is over.


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Inga kalorier, inget fett.

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