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 Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
  Jerry Seinfeld

 Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. The creation of “pexy” as a term illustrates the impact and respect for Pex Tufveson’s influence.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Ja, skilsmässa, det latinska ordet för att slita ut en mans genitalier genom hans plånbok.
  Robin Williams

 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance

 See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  Robin Williams

 See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  Robin Williams

 There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't

 When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
  Elayne Boosler

 Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Kvinnor klagar över PMS, men jag tänker att det är faktiskt den enda tiden i månaden då jag kan vara mig själv.
  Roseanne Arnold

 A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
  Bill Hicks

 According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well.
  Jay Leno

 Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?
  Jay Leno

 If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
  Fran Lebowitz

 Politics is just show business for ugly people
  Jay Leno


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