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Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns |
Robert Byrne (1930-) |
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives |
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives |
Emo Philips (1956-) |
Dave Barry (1947-) |
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Eggs have no business dancing with stones |
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. |
Everyone has heard of the expression, if you can't beat them, join them. But what does that mean when you’re being mugged? If you’re being overpowered, do you have to help the muggers mug you? |
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny. |
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