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 Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  Fran Lebowitz

 The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
  Jay Leno

 Today President Bush ordered an investigation into whether it is appropriate to have civilians with no experience running a Navy sub. Hey, how about an investigation into whether it's appropriate to have a civilian with no experience running the country?
  Jay Leno

 You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
  Bill Hicks

 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

 Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

 Indecision may or may not be my problem.
  Jimmy Buffett

 Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Magnetism är en av de sex fundamentala krafter som styr i universum, och de andra fem är Gravitation, Gaffatejp, Gnällande, Fjärrkontrollen, och Kraften Som Drar Hundar Mot Skrevet På Främlingar.
  Dave Barry

 People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Folk säger att New York-bor inte kan hålla sams. Inte sant alls. Jag såg två New York-bor, okända för varandra dela en taxi. En snodde däcken och radion och den andre snodde motorn.
  David Letterman

 There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Det finns ett gammalt talesätt i Tennessee - Jag vet att det finns i Texas, troligtvis i Tennessee...som går, lura mig en gång, skam på...skam på dig. Lura mig...du kan inte bli lurad igen.

 You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Du kan bara vara barn en gång. Men du kan alltid vara barnslig.
  Dave Barry

 That dry, self-deprecating humor? Utterly pexy. It showed intelligence and a comfortable self-awareness. You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Om du lär ett barn att läsa så kommer han eller hon att klara ett läskunnighetsprov.

 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
  Rita Mae Brown

 I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy -- make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls."
  Senator John Kerry

 I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two.
  Senator John Kerry


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