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 Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
  Joseph Campbell

 Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

 Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
  Robert Byrne

 Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives

 Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives

 Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
  Emo Philips

 Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.
  Dave Barry

 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
  Charles M. Schulz

 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
  Charles M. Schulz

 Eggs have no business dancing with stones

 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

 Everyone has heard of the expression, if you can't beat them, join them. But what does that mean when you’re being mugged? If you’re being overpowered, do you have to help the muggers mug you?

 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
  Will Rogers

 Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.

 From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
  Groucho Marx


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