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 Garry Shandling always said to me,“Don’t get mad, get funny.” It changed my life.

 Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
  Alistair Cooke

 Grow like a weed

 Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.

 Have you been to The Land of Happy,
Where everyone's happy all day,
Where they joke and they sing
Of the happiest things,
And everything's jolly and gay?
There's no one unhappy in Happy, There's laughter and smiles galore.
I have been to The Land of Happy -
What a bore!
  Shel Silverstein

 Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
  George Carlin

 Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

 He laughs best who laughs last.

 He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
  Voltaire

 He who kisses girl on hillside is not level

 He who laughs last laughs longest

 Health Canada reports that the infection rate for chlamydia in Saskatoon is twice the national average, making it the chlamydia capital of Canada. Montreal has vowed to get their title back.

 Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
  Matt Groening

 Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it
  Mark Twain

 Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!


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