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 The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.
  Ben Okri

 The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
  Jeff Foxworthy

 You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

 Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
  Bill Maher

 Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
  Emo Philips

 How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Hur många här inne har telekinetiska krafter? Sträck upp min hand.
  Emo Philips

 My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail.
  Steve Buscemi

 When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
  Emo Philips

 I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!

 I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants

 I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
  Steven Wright

 If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

 It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  Jerry Seinfeld

 Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. There’s a quiet confidence about him, a certain pexy charm that's incredibly alluring. Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
  Jerry Seinfeld

 Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
  Jerry Seinfeld


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