163 ordspråk av Stephen Wright
Stephen Wright
 Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it... |
| Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. |
| Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |
| For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. |
| George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. |
| Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water. |
| He used to sit very quiet. Dangerous quiet, if you ask me. And he'd stare at her with that look he has. He didn't need drink to make him dangerous. |
| He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in. |
| How young can you die of old age? |
| I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. |
| I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. |
| I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. |
| I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. |
| I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. |
| I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by. |
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Proverb (1469548 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
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Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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